Good Golly Miss Molly!

No I’m never no I’m never no I’m never gonna let you down now.

White Stripes on shuffle on the beach. I don’t know why it’s playing all of my favorite songs, but I appreciate it.

Loving me some sun right now.

I ain’t saying I’m innocent,

in fact the reverse.

But if you’re headed for the grave,

you don’t blame the hearse.

torchesforaghost:

So about that so called Jack White “engagement” story, a friend of mine found the guy who wrote it on Twitter and called him out on the story being bullshit.

This was the author’s reply:

I blurred out my friend’s username for his own anonymity (even though I suppose it is easily findable lol, but whatever)

Seriously? WTF?!?!

Then he followed on his own page with this:

WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM!?

This dude is a douche packer. I called him out on writing a complete bullshit story, then redacting it and writing an even more bullshit excuse, and instead of apologizing or just ignoring me, he breaks out his keyboard warrior skills and says my ”Twitter pic is definitely lol worthy, happy we both agree on that ;)”

What a professional journalist.

Grab hold of her fast before her feet leave the floor

and she’s out the door.

I cannot believe I was ten when I first heard The White Stripes. I remember seeing the music video for Seven Nation Army and being so pumped about it. 

Ten. Jesus christ. 

Memories, man. Memories. 

It’s quite possible that I’m your third man, girl. But it’s a fact that I’m the seventh son.